Buy Pepito T-Shirts!
Show off your allegiance to Pepito.
It's a proven fact that a human torso is an ideal advertising
location. Major corporations have known that for centuries.
Their shirts are worthless.
There's a better torso covering you can wear.
A Pepito t-shirt.
These high-quality Hanes Beefy-T shirts printed by
our allies at CafePress look good, feel good and help spread the
message about Pepito's upcoming world domination.
BUY A PEPITO T-SHIRT. BE AS COOL AS THIS GUY.
All proceeds ($2 a shirt) will go towards this website
and Toonami Digital Arsenal to reduce required donations. It's
like donating, but getting something in return.
You have nothing to lose*. Spread the word. Feel pride in your
leader.
MOUSEPADS ALSO AVAILABLE!
*except your freedom, eventually.
